Terrible Jokes Thread

[Wattie]

It’s such a good job we banned plastic straws.
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Don’t forget the millions of masks....

 

[spkennyuk]

So according to the missus, asking Alexa to translate things to get a laugh is a little childish and you should all grow up and be ashamed of yourselves.

So is it ok if you ask Siri instead ?

 

[Gazcw]

So is it ok if you ask Siri instead ?

I will ask her for you

 

[lifes2short]

I will ask her for you

who wears the trousers

 

[Gazcw]

who wears the trousers

Depends if it is the weekend or not

 

[rs48635]

So according to the missus, asking Alexa to translate things to get a laugh is a little childish and you should all grow up and be ashamed of yourselves.

did you tell her to acquire more patience, perhaps count to 100 in welsh ? :getmecoat:

 

[Felonious Crud]

It's not a terrible joke, but it made me laugh.



There are so many threads where this fits.

 

[lifes2short]

It's not a terrible joke, but it made me laugh.

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There are so many threads where this fits.

that's so true

 

[Wattie]

who wears the trousers

Clearly not her.

 

[lifes2short]

Clearly not her.

but it so sounded like she did

 

[Wattie]

It's not a terrible joke, but it made me laugh.

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There are so many threads where this fits.

“Google fact check”
Not one of Watties.

 

[midlifecrisis]

 

[CatmanV2]

It's not a terrible joke, but it made me laugh.

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There are so many threads where this fits.

I have, myself, posted it here

C

 

[philw696]

 

[CatmanV2]

Two (I hope no more) generations of lawbreakers?

Seen far worse in the East (no I don't mean Suffolk!)

C

 

[Gazcw]

 

[lifes2short]

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feck me, is that for real or photoshopped

 

[philw696]

feck me, is that for real or photoshopped

The van was in for a service so not able to chop down conifer trees or clean gutters and tarmac your drive.
Regards Photoshop I wouldn't have a clue.

 

[MarkMas]

It's not a terrible joke, but it made me laugh.

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There are so many threads where this fits.

This is basically my life.

 

[MarkMas]