The other birds thread

[Phil the Brit]

Agreed. However, she didn't exactly behave herself either. I bet she ended up as slack as a Yak.

But who started it, he even wore "that womans" initials on his cufflinks for his Effing wedding. Wonker

 

[Swedish Paul]

What’s the difference between Neighbors and Prince Charles?

Neighbors has a Mrs Mangle whilst Prince Charles has a mangled Mrs.

Over to you Benny.

 

[Phil the Brit]

He treated that poor little thing like sh!t for the whole of her married life. Read the "Murder of Princess Diana by Noel Botham" book, see what that is all about, POOR LADY!

 

[safrane]

Today Gentlemen, I give you an absolute stunner, Diana. A woman who got more beautiful as she matured.

Posh bike.

 

[Wack61]

Diana fitted the profile , a fertile virgin, the royals wouldn’t want somebody able to say, see that queen up there, I’ve had her, too many car crashes to arrange.

 

[RSM Masser]

Binge watched “The Undoing” the other day apart from the lanky Nicole Kidman - who to be fair for a stick insect, floats my boat, she just needs a few more pounds - to Matilda de Angelis, watch the series for a full frontal including a Mars bar.

 

[Swedish Paul]

Binge watched “The Undoing” the other day apart from the lanky Nicole Kidman - who to be fair for a stick insect, floats my boat, she just needs a few more pounds - to Matilda de Angelis, watch the series for a full frontal including a Mars bar.
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I haven’t had a Mars bar for years. Are they still that good??

 

[Phil the Brit]

Apart from a bar of chocolate, what is a mars bar?

 

[P5Nij]

Am I doing this right....?

 

[Wack61]

Am I doing this right....?

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If she floats your boat you can marry them now though it seems they can still get a headache

 

[safrane]

and how do you explain that Google search?..

 

[dgmx5]

and how do you explain that Google search?..

Well judging by the photos, I am sure she is quite understanding.

 

[Wack61]

and how do you explain that Google search?..

I saw it on Facebook a while back , it's quite easy , I typed man marries doll and it came up

Hope that helps in your search , I believe they're quite expensive but much cheaper than running the real thing.

 

[conaero]

And don’t answer back or nag...win, win!

 

[Simon1963]

Just need emptying once in a while.

 

[Phil the Brit]

Just need emptying once in a while.

Doesn't bear thinking about really.
Actually how long would it take before it smelled of prawns?

 

[Harry]

If she floats your boat you can marry them now though it seems they can still get a headache

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This doll bears a strong resemblance to the photos of several women posted on the forum! I’m starting to wonder how many “wives” and “girlfriends” might have come out of the same factory.

 

[Felonious Crud]

This doll bears a strong resemblance to the photos of several women posted on the forum! I’m starting to wonder how many “wives” and “girlfriends” might have come out of the same factory.

Whilst I feel no need to post photos of my wives on here (not even the future ones), it’s my pleasure to note that the current Mrs Crud is a bloody sight more opinionated that those made from silicon (in whole or, perhaps, in part).

 

[BennyD]

Carrying on the brunette theme ...

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Is that sturdy or chunky?

 

[BennyD]

WTF is wrong with you all. Seriously I’d nail that to the wall.

Committee is not impressed

Tbh, I thought you meant you'd crucify it, not f*ck it.