words or phrases you don't want to hear again

[montravia]

"We're devastated"

 

[rockits]

When did you buy that car?
Do you really need another car?
How many cars do you need?

 

[Wanderer]

Maserati? They are always breaking down. aren't they?

 

[Wanderer]

If you work at Currys you ought to have at least a basic grasp of Latin.

 

[Oneball]

If you work at Currys you ought to have at least a basic grasp of Latin.

Eh?

 

[Oneball]

“Journey” when no one has moved anywhere.

 

[Wattie]

'Reaching out'

PH

So feckin American.....you did the posh version with a
g.

 

[Wattie]

A few more from me

Buy gold
Ponzi scheme

Far canal.
I was wondering how long it would take.

 

[Wanderer]

Eh?

Alan Partridge. I'm bored....

 

[Oneball]

Alan Partridge. I'm bored....

I’d rather not hear Alan Partridge again either.

 

[CatmanV2]

I’d rather not hear Alan Partridge again either.

....ever

C

 

[Wanderer]

....ever

C

Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever?

 

[Wanderer]

I don't like this new thing where they say 'The France Centre-foward' I know it's grammatically correct but 'The French Centre-foward' as they used to say sounds better.

And people saying 'Hegemony' all the time. 'Hegemony' is the new 'disingenuous'.

And 'Scaletric' - it's fecking 'Scalextric'!!

 

[CatmanV2]

I don't like this new thing where they say 'The France Centre-foward' I know it's grammatically correct but 'The French Centre-foward' as they used to say sounds better.

And people saying 'Hegemony' all the time. 'Hegemony' is the new 'disingenuous'.

And 'Scaletric' - it's fecking 'Scalextric'!!

I pacifically hate that one!
C

 

[Wanderer]

Saw this well bare dope and peng gig, it was lit af.

WTF does that mean?

 

[CatmanV2]

Saw this well bare dope and peng gig, it was lit af.

WTF does that mean?

It means you'd have hated it.

C

 

[D Walker]

Do you really need another bike
You can only ride one at a time?
why is there oil on the lounge carpet?

Oh and for the first 2, substitute bike for watch.

 

[conaero]

Is that another beer
Are you drinking again
How have you found another car program

Our ladies must have been separated at birth. Just need to add “you had cheese and biscuits 2 nights ago!”

 

[Felonious Crud]

Our ladies must have been separated at birth. Just need to add “you had cheese and biscuits 2 nights ago!”

Triplets, in that case.

 

[Navcorr]

This room has positive energy
"Well where's it f***ing going then". S.Fry.