Wow - how badly can you make an advert???

[2b1ask1]

Anyone inspired to buy this unloved Cat C shed???

Shed

 

[Spartacus]

It's an f1 paddle sh1t model apparently .

 

[GeoffCapes]

I've seen that car. I think it was up for sale in Aveley before.

3 aftermarket alloys, one original. Cat C? Badly fitted airbags.

Don't just walk away. Run!

 

[allandwf]

I'd be tempted to go and see it just because of the advert, and see what answers the door!

 

[Oneball]

I'd be tempted to go and see it just because of the advert, and see what answers the door!

It's Essex, my money is on something orange.

 

[Felonious Crud]

It's Essex, my money is on something orange.

David Dickinson?

 

[Vampyrebat]

David Dickinson?

Or Dale Winton!!..............Oh wait, he's more greyish nowadays...

 

[Zep]

I never knew Donald Trump was from Essex. But it is all making sense now...

 

[Felonious Crud]

Making Essex Grate Again. But that's only the Estuary accent from the more southerly "orrwight!" belt of our fair county.

 

[Oneball]

Making Essex Grate Again. But that's only the Estuary accent from the more southerly "orrwight!" belt of our fair county.

I've even come up with an advertising slogan

Make Essex Grate Again - It'll be MEGA!

 

[Felonious Crud]

I've even come up with an advertising slogan

Make Essex Grate Again - It'll be MEGA!

Nailed it. We've been too much of a cultural dichotomy for too long. Newton with his spray tans and Dorothy who is actually timber-framed just epitomise the polar opposites of this diverse convenience of administration.

 

[FIFTY]

Yeesh!

Should be priced at £5k and even if it was that much... Still no

Parts car surely?

 

[dgmx5]

Previous eBay advert used photos of screenshots IIRC. Judging by the surfboards, maybe it's secretly a GS with retro fitted 4200 interior

 

[conaero]

Anyone else spot the NSF indicator wobbling around in its hole.

Colour matched by Stevie Wonder too!

Quality that!

 

[Zep]

Considering Eurospares are breaking a perfectly good 4200 at the moment this seems like more meat for that grinder.

 

[UlstermanAbroad]

It's an f1 paddle sh1t model apparently .

sh1t can't be a spelling mistake, can it? You would have to choose to insert the 1, thinking the option really was called paddle ****.
Otherwise, you'd have to write a word with an f in it?
Or have I got this backwards? I just can't believe that ......... I give up. Fortunately, I just can't get inside this guy's head. For fear I may not be
able to get out again!

 

[allandwf]

Unless he uses the phrase often, and his device auto inserts.

 

[Felonious Crud]

... this seems like more meat for that grindr.

!!!

 

[Vampyrebat]

It's an f1 paddle sh1t model apparently .

Always wondered how you got up sh!t creek!!

 

[zagatoes30]

Tempting, not!!