You know your getting old when..........................

2b1ask1

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When you are looking to pay for a wedding and it's one of your kids!

I feel a new thread coming on.....
 
lozcb

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Emtee said:
So that'll be when you get your car keys from where-ever you keep them, say tata to the wife, walk to the car only to scratch your head wondering why you walked to the car without your keys, indeed you check your pockets, and in order to do so swap the keys in your hand from that hand to the other. Exasperated you storm back into the house to ask the wife where the h£ll you might have left your keys only to have her calmly point out they're actually grasped in the hand that isn't holding the house keys.
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You met the missus then Miles , didn't know you knew her so well lol , have one the same/similar to that , mine is wearing me glasses on the top of my head ,then searching the house endlessy to no avail , then finally admitting defeat , blame kaz for moving them somewhere and have her point out there on me barnet ............. i totally understand where victor comes from

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reservoirfrog said:
and you are really pleased to get them !

you know when you are getting old when a walk down memory lane takes so long you need to stop for a little rest
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And everything from so long ago seems just like it happened yesterday , but the wierd thing is you cant remember what actually happened yesterday lol

hmmmmm now where's that enter key .....................................................................................................ah there it


regards loz
 
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And when you go to the clairvoyant you have so many wrinkles they want read your face instead of your palms!
 
hodroyd

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So many pills to take then half an hour after you are supposed to take them you can't remember if you have, or not..???
 
Parisien

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...theres only one pill you take Rob..........and you can see the end result shorlty afterwards....................so try not to worry.....;)



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hodroyd

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I only worry if I finish up taking a double dose Frank, then I have real issues....can't get dressed....can't go out in public....can't walk properly...and it lasts for ages...!!!!
 
RSM Masser

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Parisien said:
...theres only one pill you take Rob..........and you can see the end result shorlty afterwards....................so try not to worry.....;)



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Are you sayin it now takes all night to do - what you used to spend all night doing?
Or have you forgotten the question?
 
hodroyd

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Bu55er it...I was going to say something else I thought of that was really funny.....I can't remember what it was now....!!!
 
reservoirfrog

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so there was this guy , he retires at 65 and took up golf.
every day for the next 25 years he plays golf.
he came home from golf one day and told his wife " I'm going to have to stop playing golf now , dont know what I'm going to do"
" why do have to give up golf ? you love the game "

" yes, but my eyesight's gone. I can still hit the ball well, but I cant see where its gone. its hopeless. I have to give up "

" nonsense" replied his ever loving, " take my brother out with you, he could do with the exercise anyway"

"what ! your brother is 105 years old"

" yes , but his eyesight is perfect, he will see where the ball goes"

so , next day he drags his wifes brother on to the golf course. sets up his ball on his tee and gives it his very best.

" did you see where that went ? " he asks his brother in law

"what ?" he replies

" did you see where my golf ball went to " he shouts at him

" off course I saw where your golf ball went too, my eyesight is perfect you know "

" great, where did it go to "

" I......I.....I ....I cant remember ! "
 
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