Boot opening

[Felonious Crud]

I had heard that some ladies have practised hard and are able to find and tweak the rear crack button, should a gentleman require it. This is what I've heard anyway

I clearly need to borrow Cat's instruction manual. Although he did mention that due to age, mildew and the general passage of time some of the pages have fused together a bit.

 

[sionie1]

I clearly need to borrow Cat's instruction manual. Although he did mention that due to age, mildew and the general passage of time some of the pages have fused together a bit.

You missed off spilt liquids...

 

[Felonious Crud]

You missed off spilt liquids...

Due to age, mildew and the general passage of time he said that doesn't happen so much these days.

 

[c4sman]

 

[CatmanV2]

Clearly you need to practice with the correct button

I am well able, thanks!

C

 

[LiamP]

Most amusing thread for a while gentlemen...but maybe its just my level...

 

[Felonious Crud]

I am well able, thanks!

C

Custard test!

Actually, no.

 

[Gazcw]

Due to age, mildew and the general passage of time he said that doesn't happen so much these days.

Age related pressure issues

 

[midlifecrisis]

We're so predictable....

Original Post
Post giving helpful advice
post giving slightly more insightful Advice (optional)
Confirmatory Advice of above
Post lowering the Tone....

Next:

Thread drift
Argument....
Thread closed

This thread is at stage 5 or 6 ... (Anyone who disagrees will push it to stage 7)

 

[Gazcw]

This thread is at stage 5 or 6 ... (Anyone who disagrees will push it to stage 7)

Is stage 7 shutdown or just a cigarette after?

 

[sionie1]

We are missing the stage in which buyers remorse kicks in or a PPI is booked to check the undercarriage...

 

[CatmanV2]

We are missing the stage in which buyers remorse kicks in or a PPI is booked to check the undercarriage...

7a) Flounce?

C

 

[sionie1]

Ahhh yes..... 7a) Flounce for sure.

 

[CatmanV2]

Ahhh yes..... 7a) Flounce for sure.

I feel bad now.

C

 

[Gazcw]

8. Denial

 

[sionie1]

8. Denial

What's Egypt got to do with it.....

 

[Gazcw]

What's Egypt got to do with it.....

I will have a sphinx about it and let you know

 

[Felonious Crud]

I will have a sphinx about it and let you know

It's been a pharaohld time since we had any good Egypt gags.

 

[Gazcw]

It's been a pharaohld time since we had any good Egypt gags.

As it is nearly Christmas. Anyone for a Pharaoh Rocher?

 

[Gazcw]

As it is nearly Christmas. Anyone for a Pharaoh Rocher?
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It's a special one made by chef Gordon Ramesses