Boot opening

[sionie1]

I've been waiting a Nile for these jokes.....

 

[Phil H]

 

[Felonious Crud]

As it is nearly Christmas. Anyone for a Pharaoh Rocher?
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[Felonious Crud]

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Oh, FFS, you beat me!! What a pain in the asp.

 

[Gazcw]

I think Egypt gets a bad wrap.

 

[Gazcw]

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Tut

 

[Gazcw]

I think the barmaid was trying to seduce me last night. She showed me her Nefertitis

 

[sionie1]

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Yet another pyramid scheme

 

[Felonious Crud]

 

[Gazcw]

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[Felonious Crud]

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[Devonboy]

To think this thread nearly died….I would have had to complain to Mummy….

 

[Felonious Crud]

To think this thread nearly died….I would have had to complain to Mummy….

We're keeping it under wraps.

 

[midlifecrisis]

8. Denial

9. Post on Pistonheads...

 

[CatmanV2]

We're keeping it under wraps.

It's been Horus since anyone came up with anything good.
Although some of the things that @Felonious Crud has Seth are OK I guess
So Geb it a chance. I say Ra Ra Ra for the puns!

Pretty Shu it'll get better soon.

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

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None of you, then, huh?

Disappointing. ******* disappointing.

 

[CatmanV2]

None of you, then, huh?

Disappointing. *** disappointing.

I tried.

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

I tried.

C

First clue: it was in response to Gaz’s previous one
Second clue: which football team is in the picture?

 

[CatmanV2]

Second clue: which football team is in the picture?

No idea.

C

 

[Felonious Crud]

No idea.

C

A riposte to Gaz's Sea Nile.

Juve(ntus) E(cstacy) Nile (Rogers).

Should have stuck with senile, clearly!