Catman's Khazi Cash 'n' Carry now open for business

[alfatwo]

Never been to a dinner party in my life.

Do have a Merc estate but I think that just means I wee myself it’s not class specific.

So you've never ever been invited to wine and pic up bits at one of your neighbour's ever?
MI5 are looking to hire!

Dave

 

[Oneball]

So you've never ever been invited to wine and pic up bits at one of your neighbour's ever?
MI5 are looking to hire!

Dave

I think my aroma of EP90 and used engine oil puts them off.

Seriously though I have had dinner with groups of friends which could be called a dinner party but it’s not what I imagine as a dinner party from my 1980s childhood.

 

[midlifecrisis]

I've read some $hit on this forum but this really takes the (ar$€) biscuit.

 

[Spartacus]

Being a man that has actually sh1t himself more than a few times I may be interested in ordering a container full .

 

[CatmanV2]

Being a man that has actually sh1t himself more than a few times I may be interested in ordering a container full .

In the interests of your mental health, clearly we're all happy you felt able to make this admission.
In the interests of our mental heatly, clearly we're all wishing you hadn't....

C

 

[Navcorr]

"Spud"tacus.

 

[Corranga]

Been down to costco?

I buy my loo roll from Who Gives a Cr@p

It's cheap, good enough quality, sustainable and profits go to a good cause

Who Gives A Crap UK

uk.whogivesacrap.org

Risking making this a serious conversation (sorry!) I spent a bit of time reading their website last night and what they say seems good to me. I presume the quality compares well to the regular supermarket stuff?
We are working our way through a bulk Amazon order which was insanely cheap / mispriced back in Nov, but something more sustainable appeals a lot.

 

[CatmanV2]

Risking making this a serious conversation (sorry!) I spent a bit of time reading their website last night and what they say seems good to me. I presume the quality compares well to the regular supermarket stuff?
We are working our way through a bulk Amazon order which was insanely cheap / mispriced back in Nov, but something more sustainable appeals a lot.

I confess I'm rather attracted to the idea as well

C

 

[FIFTY]

Risking making this a serious conversation (sorry!) I spent a bit of time reading their website last night and what they say seems good to me. I presume the quality compares well to the regular supermarket stuff?
We are working our way through a bulk Amazon order which was insanely cheap / mispriced back in Nov, but something more sustainable appeals a lot.

The premium loo roll is (in my opinion) good enough it is made from bamboo. The recycled rolls are not great. The premium rolls are also quite large so they last a decent amount of time

I believe you can order a sample pack which has the two types of loo roll, face tissues and kitchen roll and you can use that to make your mind up if it's worth taking the plunge.

One box of the premium rolls is enough to last two of us for 6 months

 

[Oishi]

I remember reading an advert. for an early brand of toilet paper. Their tagline was "Guaranteed No Splinters"......

 

[CatmanV2]

I remember reading an advert. for an early brand of toilet paper. Their tagline was "Guaranteed No Splinters"......

Izal?

Pretty sure that could be like woodchip sometimes
C

 

[GeoffCapes]

The premium loo roll is (in my opinion) good enough it is made from bamboo. The recycled rolls are not great. The premium rolls are also quite large so they last a decent amount of time

I believe you can order a sample pack which has the two types of loo roll, face tissues and kitchen roll and you can use that to make your mind up if it's worth taking the plunge.

One box of the premium rolls is enough to last two of us for 6 months

The missus order the sample pack before Christmas.

It was like wiping your ar5e with sand paper! Went back to Andrex instantly.

 

[Wanderer]

I sh1t myself once, the ex-mrs in her usual style was cooking bacon by just slamming the lot in the grill at maximum heat and leaving it. I decided to check it, opened the grill door and flames leapt out and nearly took my face off, and let out a little sh1t/fart bubble. Totally involuntary. If I hadn't have reacted and ducked back so quickly my career as a successful male model would have been truncated, leaving me with just the Elephant Man roles CatmanV2 has cornered.

Called the Fire Brigade, this was Annan, SW Jockland, best emergency they ever had, six tenders turned up as did 47% of the population of Annan.

 

[CatmanV2]

Elephant Man roles CatmanV2 has cornered.

You'd have those off my like a flash (in the pan) given how much vastly uglier you are

C

 

[Wanderer]

You'd have those off my like a flash (in the pan) given how much vastly uglier you are

C

Touch a nerve there CatmanV2, or should I say, Mr Merrick?!

 

[zagatoes30]

Excellent only two pages and we are into personal abuse, is this a SM record?

 

[CatmanV2]

Excellent only two pages and we are into personal abuse, is this a SM record?

I ******* doubt it you ****!

C

 

[zagatoes30]

I doubt it you *!

C

Fecking good job the Report button isn't working you **** !!!

 

[Wanderer]

CatmanV2 started it cos he can't take the truth!

 

[Wanderer]

CatmanV2 discussing a shoot with his agent
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