Catman's Khazi Cash 'n' Carry now open for business

[zagatoes30]

Checking out before this get messy

 

[CatmanV2]

No! You are!

C

 

[CatmanV2]

The Litany Against Coronavirus (for the nerds and anti-royalists)



C

 

[rossyl]

I confess I'm rather attracted to the idea as well

C

I've sent it round my colleagues

 

[FIFTY]

The missus order the sample pack before Christmas.

It was like wiping your ar5e with sand paper! Went back to Andrex instantly.

Well it isn't a "quilted" paper is it... There are worse products but it's all subjective

This is getting far too serious now we should go back to taking the p1ss or talking engines lol

 

[alfatwo]

I've just rationed our bog roll use..
You only need two metres at most for a good number 2, any more than that then you need to work on your technique!

Dave

 

[Vampyrebat]

CatmanV2 discussing a shoot with his agent
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"I am not an animal"!!..............Oh, wait there.........."I am a CAT"!!

 

[CatmanV2]

"I am not an animal"!!..............Oh, wait there.........."I am a CAT"!!

C

 

[Vampyrebat]

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C

So then that makes me 'BATMAN'!!

 

[Wack61]

There's a shortage of soap and hand sanitiser too, Asda was sold out yesterday which is a shame because if there's no toilet paper you're going to need hand sanitiser

 

[Wanderer]

There's a shortage of soap and hand sanitiser too, Asda was sold out yesterday which is a shame because if there's no toilet paper you're going to need hand sanitiser

Just become Muslim and use your left hand to scoop it away. Simples!

 

[CatmanV2]

There's a shortage of soap and hand sanitiser too, Asda was sold out yesterday which is a shame because if there's no toilet paper you're going to need hand sanitiser

No shortage of soap around here

C

 

[Vampyrebat]

Just become Muslim and use your left hand to scoop it away. Simples!

And then prepare food for people in your Swindon Restaurant!

Curry house chef prepared food after wiping his bottom with bare hands

Mahbub Chowdhury, 46, from Swindon, had a bottle in the kitchen of Yeahya Flavour of Asia that was covered in 'faecal matter'. He ran the takeaway from a rented kitchen at the Nine Elms pub.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[MRichards]

Use the army technique which requires only three squares of paper,one up,one down & one for a polish. One roll should last a year ?

 

[Wack61]

Catman and his new toilet