A few years ago, when I worked on Classic Cars magazine, I fancied upping my technical skills, so I bought a W123 Coupe. It was everything my Alfa 156 Selespeed wasn’t - robust, simple, distinctly unelectronic. It also wasn’t much fun either. I thought it would be good to learn to spanner on. So when the engine blew up on the M1 one night it provided the perfect chance to do an engine swap. I roped in a handy mate to show me the ropes... well, I say handy...
Disassembly was ok, but he never put anything in a logical place, on the proviso that ‘if anything’s left over when it’s finished, we’ll know we’ve missed something’. Seeing as he was giving up one day a weekend to help, I stupidly nodded. Then things went from bad to worse; fixings snapping, that kind of thing. And then worse - a water carrying bolt to the head snapped, which required drilling out. Laser Tools’s bolt remover merely laughed and snapped. And then my handy friend became unavailable for weeks on end as my 1970s car sat on the drive. In the end I got my dad’s mate to do it in two weekends.
The moral of this long winded story is that if you’re a) not immediately mechanically minded b) Not have a vast f*ck up fund, then it is incredibly daunting. I’m 37 and there wasn’t really anything in my curriculum that lent itself to showing me the joy of mechanical tinkering, I can’t imagine it’s got any better since.
Still, I’d like to learn spannering and was actively considering a third Alfa for this purpose until my GTA decided to eat road furniture.