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[Wattie]

Joking aside I lost my virginity in Saudi Arabia with a 16 year old English girl oh the memories.

Was her name Ahmed?

 

[CatmanV2]

Was her name Ahmed?

..the camel

C

 

[Wattie]

..the camel

C

Don’t, you’ll give him the hump.


I’ll get my coat.

 

[CatmanV2]

Don’t, you’ll give him the hump.


I’ll get my coat.

I was thinking that 16 is probably about 42 in camel years.

Sorry, feels like we're ruining Phil's memories!

C

 

[Wattie]

I was thinking that 16 is probably about 42 in camel years.

Sorry, feels like we're ruining Phil's memories!

C

Yup I’m only asking cos I’m concerned about sloppy seconds.

 

[CatmanV2]

Yup I’m only asking cos I’m concerned about sloppy seconds.

I thought you were advising against international travel. Or where you in Saudi in the late 1800s?

C

 

[philw696]

You blokes are Brutal to me sharing personal information to you.
I'm not going to tell you about the two sisters that both wanted the Pork Sword.

 

[Oneball]

You blokes are Brutal to me sharing personal information to you.
I'm not going to tell you about the two sisters that both wanted the Pork Sword.

Double hump

 

[philw696]

I'm telling you back in 79/80 I did okay especially with lonely older ladies

 

[GeoffCapes]

Did well, considering the 'Blakey" 'tache!

 

[Wattie]

I'm telling you back in 79/80 I did okay especially with lonely older ladies
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Lonely old ladies...she looks younger than you!

You were Infiltrating the “knitting circuit” .
She even gave you a name badge on your jumper to remember you by.

 

[Oneball]

You pulled Sandy

 

[philw696]

Mate I would have been more than Happy too for sure.

 

[midlifecrisis]

I'm telling you back in 79/80 I did okay especially with lonely older ladies
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A girl from Worle?

 

[philw696]

A girl from Worle?

This was in Saudi Arabia.
She was a Geordie.

 

[Wanderer]

When I was about 6 my best mate's older brother told me stand against the yard wall (no gardens in Bolton then or now) and he'd throw darts around me like a knife-thrower in the circis.

So I did.

First dart stuck in my kneecap, short kecks and all, god that hurt, no blood bit it hurt. when to me mum, she pulled it out, stuck a plaster on me knee and out I went to play again.

 

[midlifecrisis]

When I was about 6 my best mate's older brother told me stand against the yard wall (no gardens in Bolton then or now) and he'd throw darts around me like a knife-thrower in the circis.

So I did.

First dart stuck in my kneecap, short kecks and all, god that hurt, no blood bit it hurt. when to me mum, she pulled it out, stuck a plaster on me knee and out I went to play again.

No Dettol or TCP?

 

[Wanderer]

No Dettol or TCP?

Just mum's spit....

 

[philw696]

When I was about 6 my best mate's older brother told me stand against the yard wall (no gardens in Bolton then or now) and he'd throw darts around me like a knife-thrower in the circis. Po

So I did.

First dart stuck in my kneecap, short kecks and all, god that hurt, no blood bit it hurt. when to me mum, she pulled it out, stuck a plaster on me knee and out I went to play again.

Should have gone to your mates mum might have got a blów job

 

[philw696]