Pic of the day

[MaseratiGent]

Maserati Road Rage:

 

[Andyk]

Breaking News

The Innuendo Society has reported a huge rise with its members....

 

[2b1ask1]

And the Associated Bra Manufactures have been thanked for their support!

 

[BL330]

And the Associated Bra Manufactures have been thanked for their support!

Straight out of the Two Ronnies. Excellent entertainment

 

[Wanderer]

I've just called the Tourette's Help Line. They told me to fûck off.

 

[Oishi]

DNA (National Dyslexic's Assoc.) is help to here.

 

[P5Nij]

''This year's Clairvoyants Society AGM has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances''.

 

[Saigon]

''This year's Clairvoyants Society AGM has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances''.

Those genuinely interested in time travel please meet here last Thursday.

 

[Andyk]

Oh dear....what have I started......

 

[Andyk]

As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

"This takes me back!"

 

[Andyk]

A man with a stutter died in prison today...

He didn't even finish his sentence

 

[Andyk]

I bought a new strimmer today.

It's cutting hedge technology.

 

[Andyk]

I always wondered how trees feel in Spring...

Probably relieved!

 

[Andyk]

Every morning when i get out of bed I stand with my left foot slightly raised.

It helps me start the day off on the right foot.

 

[Andyk]

When I replaced our bed with a trampoline, the missus hit the roof!

 

[Andyk]

I was going to write something about herbs and fish but this is neither the thyme nor the plaice

 

[Andyk]

If you've never tried blindfolded archery you should give it a go.
You don't know what you're missing

 

[Andyk]

Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.

Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

 

[Andyk]

Hands up if you've ever been robbed at gunpoint.

 

[Andyk]

My wife says I'm getting fat, but in my defence...

I've had a lot on my plate recently!