Your car is ****...

steamer

Junior Member
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I've been lucky so far and received only compliments.

Although perceived value makes me laugh. I get one of 2 options.

1. Nice car but they're worth bugger all aren't they.

2. Maserati ! you must be minted.

Both make me chuckle.

I think there must be something wrong with mine though. I've only had male attention !
 

Sham83

New Member
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I've been shouted at to 'learn how to drive your effing car'. to be fair to me, I'd just got the car and I was stuck with a bus on my left and a lorry on my right so was being extra careful and slow on tight london roads!

on the plus side, I had a very tall, leggy, attractive lady peer in to the car when parked on side of the road on the same day while I was sat in it!
 

Classico

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I've had - have you won the lottery!

lol Nice one.

Same sort of attitude here in Australia.

Unfortunately they're two to three times more expensive here, both new and used, compared to what the US and UK pay for them.

Part of the reason mine doesn't appear in the workplace car park.
 

hoyin

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Where do I start?

1. Yesterday I stopped to let a family cross the road. Father stopped in the middle of the road pointed at me and mouthed the word "I love your Maserati"

2. A couple of weeks ago a motorcyclist pulled up beside me and knocked on my window. I was think what have I done now he said "I've been following you for about 15 mins and an aural symphony has been coming out the back of your car"

3. Pulling out of a car park and a lady says to me "young man you have a hole in your exhaust" errrrrr yes OK thanks for letting me know!




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Needamaser

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Where do I start?

1. Yesterday I stopped to let a family cross the road. Father stopped in the middle of the road pointed at me and mouthed the word "I love your Maserati"

2. A couple of weeks ago a motorcyclist pulled up beside me and knocked on my window. I was think what have I done now he said "I've been following you for about 15 mins and an aural symphony has been coming out the back of your car"

3. Pulling out of a car park and a lady says to me "young man you have a hole in your exhaust" errrrrr yes OK thanks for letting me know!




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I would take anyone calling me young man as a compliment so 3 out of 3 in my book!
 

CatmanV2

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Trickling through the car park yesterday a bloke stepped out in front of me, and was pulled to safety by his partner. As I passed I heard

'It's a Maserati. If you're going to get run down by anything, make it a Maserati' :D

C
 
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In a way im glad the ghibli has been a flop. If it had sold 15000000 or whatever they predicted units, and all the nobs that usualy drive bmw's and mercs had gone trident i doubt the love for these cars would be so strong.