"your call is important to us"
Which is why we are going to keep you on hold with inane music for a hour until we connect you to a person working from a computer script who does not care why you have called.
You can’t be serious!
You must be joking?
Shop assistant: are you alright there? Me: why can’t you say “do you need any help” or “can I help you” ? Grrrr
"You have the right to remain silent......"
"Keep your hands where I can see them"
"If you need a lawyer we can get someone to represent you unless you have legal counsel of your own"
Any comparison between what people went through during the second world war and what we are going through at the moment. Ridiculous, I am sat at home eating and drinking myself into obesity, I'm not stuck down a trench! It's a huge disrespect to the war generation in my opinion.